books-read-in-nooks:

Me: “Yeah I read all the time! I’m always reading a book-”

My books sitting unread on my bookshelf:

klefable:

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

temptation-revelation:

jonstavk:

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

it be like that sometimes

shitiseeontwitter:

This is so me 😂😂

flowerais:

2019 goals

• consistency over perfection
  
• make kindness the most beautiful thing about you
  
• love yourself enough that no one can hurt you
  

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

muffintop-malachite:

just-mythyk:

logo-comics:

mindfulmagics:

mindfulmagics:

dj-wife-i:

dj-wife-i:

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

Peter B: oh Fuck! Dat boi is on his way

Gwen, to Miles: is that what the meme is in his world, or is he just that old?

Gwen and Peni: *drop in on Miles dimension to find Miles and Peter hanging out*

Gwen: two dudes

Gwen and Peni: chilling out poolside

Gwen, Peni, and Miles: five feet apart cuz they’re straight dudes

Miles: hey, finally one that’s the same for all of us

Peter B, literally crying: hey I’m going to swing back to my dimension for one sec I just,,, I need to check something… I’ll be right back one second,..

All of the notes are hilarious I can’t…

I found this gem and I had to reblog it again I’m not sorry

Noir: That’s saddening. Hey, maestro, play Dream A Little Dream of Me.

i don’t even know if memes should exist in noir’s world and seeing that is so conflicting

Gwen: “Look at all those Pigeons